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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:51pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 7:21pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 4:29am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 5:44pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 9:22am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:30pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 8:11pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 3:08am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 5:08am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 1:41pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 9:33pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 9:40am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 1:57pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:24pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:27pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:49pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 10:39am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 6:36pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 10:10am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:14pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 8:11pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:47am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:47am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:47am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:34pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 10:39am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:47pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 4:00pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 2:10am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 7:24pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 7:01pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 4:00pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:24pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 7:13pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 4:32pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 4:05pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:18pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:27pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 4:02pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 7:57pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 10:39am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 7:49pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 8:52am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 4:32am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 12:26am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 2:13pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 10:32am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 3:12am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 4:39pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:14pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 6:42am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:43am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:53pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:52pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 4:20am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 4:25am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:50pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 5:06pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 4:05pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 3:11am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 10:52am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 4:39pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 9:13am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 10:56am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 5:14am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 6:33pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 8:38am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 10:26am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:47am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 9:46am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 9:58am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 12:26am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:28pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 7:59pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 11:55am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 12:26am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:02am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 5:20am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 8:38am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 1:41pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 9:48am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:12pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:12pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:34pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:15pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:49pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 1:33am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 10:13pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 3:15am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 2:10am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:19am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 10:13am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:26pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:29pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 12:44am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 2:03pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:58pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:14am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:14am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:26am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:21am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:30pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 10:20am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 9:27am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 9:37am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 12:51pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 3:23pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:01pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:46pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 1:05pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 9:56pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 10:00am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:46pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:46am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 4:14am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 4:39pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 8:55am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:26pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:26pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:52pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:25pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:47am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:47am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 3:56pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:15pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:07pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:17am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:41am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:58am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:37am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:59pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 5:23pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 8:53am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:45am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 9:22am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 1:21am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 4:39pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 10:00am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 4:18am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 3:16am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 3:50am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 12:07pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:27pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:43pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:01pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:43pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:59pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:25pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:29pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:39pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:39pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:57pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:15pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:31pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:32pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:47am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:18am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:22pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 7:00am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:58am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:38pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:03am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 10:00am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 10:11am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 12:15pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:34pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:01pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:51pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:44pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:32am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:42pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:01pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:29pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:33pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:59pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:01pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 3:39am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 6:42am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 9:46am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 9:33pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:59am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 10:00am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:12pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:17pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:19pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:54pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:46pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:04am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 3:12am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 3:15am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 9:46am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:49pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:45pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:07pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 12:10pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:23pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:25pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:58pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:47pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:49pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:40pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:18pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:11pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 10:06am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 12:42pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 10:48pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 11:13am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:44am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 2:48am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:28am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 2:48am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:07am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:29pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:29pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:43pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:25pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 9:09pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 2:29am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:46pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:48pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:30pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:31pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:26pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:39pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:58pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:18pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 9:03pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 12:20am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:34pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 11:07pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:17am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:17am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:17am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:22am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:20am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:28am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:46am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:08am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:32am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:46am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:11am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:16am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 1:42am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 5:21pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 5:54am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 2:31am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 2:55am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:47am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:24am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 11:43am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:44am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:50am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:41pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 4:44am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:37am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 5:16am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 2:23am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 3:39am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 9:51pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:50pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:26pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:19pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:22am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:32pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 5:56am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:51pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:26am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:47pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:29pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:29pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:27pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:39pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:18pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:32pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 10:54pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:20am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:27am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:28am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:41am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:27pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:10pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:19pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 9:15pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:20am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:24am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:28am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:41am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:16am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 5:41am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:06am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:47pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:18pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:17am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:18am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:27am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:27am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:31am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 5:41am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 11:04am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:19pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 4:03pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 10:07am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 7:35pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 10:11am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 10:11am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:09am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:09am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 5:45am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 5:45am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 7:36am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:19am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:25am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:15am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:54am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 9:58am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:06pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2024 @ 4:12am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 11:32pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:31pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 9:03pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 12:04am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:20am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:26am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:31am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:41am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:42am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:06am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:13am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:13am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 8:26am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 6:43am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:28am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:19pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:54pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:37pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:41pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 9:07pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:26am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:41am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:17am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 8:42am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 9:48pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:00am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 4:30pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:28am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 9:58am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 10:07pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 1:53pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:59pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 11:25pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:19pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:49pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:33pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:26pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:31pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:22am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:41am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:13am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 8:32am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:48pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:32pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 10:52pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:04am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 3:21pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:05am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 5:46am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:04am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:12pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 7:06pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 2:52pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 2:20am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:02am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 6:19am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 3:05am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 7:11pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:27am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:27am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:25pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 8:00am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 7:42am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 8:26am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:00pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 12:21pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:34am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 5:41am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:26am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 11:32pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:26am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:26am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:28am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:31am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:17am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:02am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:17am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:35am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 8:26am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 9:43am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 12:20pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:48pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 6:40am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:00pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 11:20am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:28am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:28am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:28am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:32am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:03am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:18am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 8:20am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 8:53am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 10:58am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:45pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:06pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 7:06pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 1:54am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 8:25am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:47pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 10:33am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:25pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:19pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:18pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:21am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:41am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:00am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 8:21am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:44pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 10:15pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 2:35am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 10:58am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 12:47am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:15am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 2:55am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:29pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:19pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:49pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:19pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:52am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:00pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:57pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 3:26am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 9:29am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 5:06pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 11:12am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:23pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:51pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:26pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 8:31am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:43am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:15am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:28pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:41pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:44pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 3:24am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:21pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:54pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:35pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:47pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 10:00pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:28am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:12am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:42am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 11:20am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:20pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:12am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 6:50am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 7:57am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:35pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:26am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:43am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 8:28am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:31am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:31am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:05am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:17am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:46am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 8:26am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 9:58am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:58pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 5:58pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 10:51pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 12:21pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:12am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 5:45pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 11:52pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 6:18pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:45am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:51pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:15am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:49pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:24pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:18pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 5:13am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:25am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:00pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2024 @ 9:34am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 4:30am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 2:52pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 10:48pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 12:35am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:34pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 9:46am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 5:18am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:23pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 6:15am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:09am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:28pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:26am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:04am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:07am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 9:58am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:06pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 8:00am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:52am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:27am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:50am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 4:21pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:14am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:42am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 8:26am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 9:43am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 11:20am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:48pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:15pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 9:14pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 8:25am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 9:04am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 2:58am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 1:15am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 12:15pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 5:16pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 5:54am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 6:56am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:13am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:54pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:35pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:30am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:44am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.
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