I think it's time for me to come out of the armory: I sexually identify as an M4A1 carbine.
People told me that it's impossible for me to be an assault rifle and that I am mentally ill, but I don't care. I am beautiful. I know that I was supposed to be born as a fully-automatic, 5.56x45mm-firing military killing machine. I've already contacted a good surgeon, and am having a telescoping stock, rail system, and removable carrying handle attached to my body. From now on, I want you to call me "M4". If you don't accept the new, true me, you are a gunophobe and need to check your carbine privilege. Thanks for being so understanding guys!

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