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1 wasted slot so far

I wish I was schizofrenic so I could construct a reality in which it makes sense for people to be in love with helldivers 2

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♥♥♥♥ them devs

Disclaimer; w40k enjoyer bias

Surprising amount of depth for what I expected out of what seemed like an arcade-y shooter with co-op.

Superb soundtrack and voice lines, subpar performance, which I feel like limits accessibility, but was able to dial in the settings enough to reach an acceptable balance of performance and visuals on an RTX 3070 (125w+15w).

Would like to see performance improvements, along with proper HDR support & Refined LOD's, especially for the larger Hard Surface models.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ this korean backdash ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ what the ♥♥♥♥ man but this game is so awesome genuine rant here but also game is amazing I picked up the game yesterday cuz my fightstick has korean stick and i dont like guilty gear rn and the game looks ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome. Started with akuma, did cool ass sample combos but dam that ♥♥♥♥ hard, but i played third strike so it should be fine right? Turns out no its a different story. Talking to my friend who plays it and he's like "yeah man game is awesome but dont play Akuma as your first character also learn to KBD thats pretty cool" or something like yeah ok Ill do that so I switch to dragunov and try this Korean back dash thing right. My friend plays on keyboard so he cant help me so Im spending like 7 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hours trying to do this backdash ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ apparently its supposed to be easier on my stick?????? I've seen the core-a gaming video with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lo-fi music where he interviews all those korean dudes talking about how the korean backdacsh is like the 8th world wonder.

Nah man ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥ what the ♥♥♥♥. im trying my balls off doing this ♥♥♥♥ ive got youtube on the second monitor three different videos all telling me to "oh just do this" "back downback neutral back" LIKE YEAH ok Yeah im doing that ♥♥♥♥. BUT IT WONT GIVE ME MY FREE BACK INPUT WHAT THE FYUCK IS THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAWG LIKE

I swear to god If Im in public and if I see this ♥♥♥♥ ← 🡗← im going to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ explode. WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ MAN IM DOING IT AND ITS NOT GIVING ME THE THING WHEN I ACTUALLY GO FAST. HELLO??????? WHY ARE YOU THERE? WHY ARENT YOU LIKE THE OTHER ONES?????????? IT ♥♥♥♥♥ UP MY WHOLE VIBE

Oh man the worst ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ part is the youtube comments underneath the backdash tutorials that are like "AFTER SPENDING 8 YEARS PLAYING TEKKEN ON UGANDAN INTERNET POWERED BY WARTHOGS ON HAMSTERWHEELS NEVER MANAGING TO DO THE KBD I WATCHED UR VIDEO AND I INSTANTLY BECAME TOP 10 MEGA GAMING GOD THANKS BRO!!!!!" and the comment is always hearted and pinned by the creator.

AND EVERY VIDEO HAS SOME VARIATION OF THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COMMENT. WHY IS IT WORKING FOR YOU NOT FOR ME. everyone is giving me different techniques and tips "oh you arent actually supposed to move like that, make sure you practice this first, you gotta hear the click in your stick switch" man shut up who do I listen to nothing you say makes any sense

AGHH but this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane man like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like when I do the thing that I actually want IN A GAME AGAINST A PERSON! oh my god, and 3D? holy moly its literally a whole new ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dimension, I was sleeping on this ♥♥♥♥ for so long. but like its already making me hate anyone else that plays something different.

was telling my roomate about this ♥♥♥♥ and he's like "wow like wavedashing in melee" I actually may have murdered him there was my hand not DESTROYED from trying to BACK DOWNBACK neutral BACK for 6 HOURS STRAIHGT.

Dude and then my friend played the half tiger guy and he had a fish gun COSMETIC that he could SHOOT and the FISH DID DAMAGE????!?!?!?!?!? A SAMURAI SWORD AS WELL?????

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??? YOU CAN DO THAT? YOU CAN GIVE PEOPLE FISH GUNS THAT WORK? That cannot be tournament legal.

And then dragunov has his own ♥♥♥♥ where you gotta like run run run 2 which is another thing like damn ive been doing that so much that I am scared im gonna instinctively just do it in real life and ram into a door or something.

And then there is the infinte azure music LIKE DAMN that ♥♥♥♥ transports you to another dimension. And I keep going up against all these weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ characters when I queue up online and they all feel like they just dont belong but also do belong in this gamea t the same time. The thing is it doesnt show the name of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ character in the VS screen or anywhere so I have zero idea who anyone is because theyre all wearing like scuba gear or ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ santa diper or some frog hat. There was this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ buff dude in some sort of anime girl outfit? and there was an alien ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy who just killed himself and spun around on the ground i think that guy was new as well we were both dan he did not rematch after that ♥♥♥♥.

♥♥♥♥ man this game what the ♥♥♥♥ is going ON. This is just my SECOND DAY of playing the game. Im sure it will get better (probably wont) but yeah theres my crackhead sleep deprived review of Tekken 7.