Recent reviews by Lil Grandpa

Don't know whether I'm pissed or glad I helped Songbird. 10/10 -- made me feel like S H I T.

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Reused Assets: The Game. Still good, though. Faith builds are for chads.

Underrated.

Actually has Red Earth on it. 10/10.

3,000 hours. Valve is a cautionary tale of a company being the opposite to a suit-run, generic game factory like Ubisoft and being a company that has great games, but a workplace in total anarchy where nothing gets done except in rare cases where they decide to stop their own individual projects and take years to do an update, and decades to release actual games.

Thumbs down is for the sniper. Remove him, please. Also remove crits while you're at it.

It's a journey back to my childhood. A lot of these games were as good as I remember and some are even better, and others not so much. I was also pleasantly surprised by a few I've never played. The standout for me is Streets of Rage 2, a game I played so much back in the day that still holds up even better than it did back then. I hope they release an arcade version of their classics someday, because as good as these games are, they can't hold a candle to their arcade counterpart.

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT SALTZPYRE.

Been seeing a lot of negative reviews, most of it unfair regarding the difficulty. All I can say the only cure is getting good. Remember that overconfidence is a slow, and insidious killer.