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Recent reviews by Shiney Squirrels

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10.7 hrs on record (10.6 hrs at review time)
Awesome game to relax to after some intense FPS... this is my chill out game.
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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3.2 hrs on record
All I wanted to do is play online and mess around like I've seen on Youtube fail videos. All that can be found is "go find this" "go do that" game stories.
Way too hard to understand, controls are garbage and only those who grew up with a controller know how to do them because a mouse and keyboard are useless.
Directions in game are vague "get the drugs" "do this" but no direction or hint on where / when / how, and you have to do some lame butt "intro" stage to do anything in online version.
What a dumpster fire. :P
Posted 14 February, 2019. Last edited 15 February, 2019.
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8.2 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
This is kinda cool, it's somewhat like "Virtual Reality LEGOS" in an open sandbox world. Fun for all ages. Best of all it's free.

You get an open and blank new world that's yours to build and explore... the only limits is your imagination on what you are going to do with your brave new world.

Basically.... Minecraft for adults. lol
Posted 25 November, 2018. Last edited 2 December, 2019.
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1.9 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
If you like...

Svengoolie... Elvira.... Ghoulardi.... or even MST3K...

Then you will like this game.
Posted 17 February, 2018.
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10.0 hrs on record
"What most people don't understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That's why they're always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New Mexico. Another thing to consider is that all three of those destinations are good places to play golf. So there's possibly some connection between aliens and golf."
- Alice Cooper

"It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course."
- Hank Aaron

"I hate Golf, but I like Winning Putt: Golf Online. More entertaining than baseball.... and you might play against an alien."
- Shiney Squirrels
Posted 4 February, 2018. Last edited 17 February, 2018.
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22.9 hrs on record
As a kid I was a fan of / had the toys of... GoShogun, Mazinger X, Voltron, Baldios, ect.... and this is the closest I will ever get to piloting one... call it reliving my childhood ;)
Posted 4 January, 2018.
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0.9 hrs on record
Like banging your head against a brick wall....
...... because it feels so good when you stop!

Yes this still is a positive review.. lol

Haven't gotten over it yet... but I've seen people do it in 2m 59s.

Ask me again in 2 monhts 59 days If I have gotten over it... ;)
Posted 3 January, 2018.
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5.2 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
I nominated it "The No Apologies" award for 2017.... don't judge me! ;P

Awesome anime... good game...

Just don't compare the two like most people do, lightning doesn't strike twice but this is as good as it gets.

Also... Nora Valkyrie is my waifu lol.. ;)
Posted 26 November, 2017. Last edited 26 November, 2017.
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4.4 hrs on record
Pro: WWII & on Steam

Con: It's COD

Recommend?: Meh... if you like COD I guess it's ok...
Posted 29 September, 2017.
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5.7 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
It's kind of World of Tanks.... "Lite®"
Oh sure.. it's still WOT and it's a tank game.. and there's nothing wrong with that...
It's just more... "arcade-ish".... and less filling.
Kind of like Chinese food....
Sure it tastes good, and you feel full... then half an hour later you want to drive tanks again.
8/10 would drive a WOT Blitz through a Chinese food drive-through again.
Would be nice to get the REAL WOT in Steam though... just saying.
Posted 9 September, 2017. Last edited 10 September, 2017.
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