1: This is MY profile. MY GAME. MY RULES.

2: This is a nice chill spot to hang out with friends and family. Keep it classy. No sexism.

3: On my profile, we play hard and party harder!! Leave a #ScoopFam in my comments to spread the love!

4: No viewing my profile after 10pm Mountain Time. It needs a rest from prying eyes.

5: The beer is mine!

6: The beer is mine! I swear to God if I see someone in my profile fridge again, I'll lose it. Last chance.

7: Keep the drama at home on YOUR profile. Capisce?