Norm: AH! What's that?!

Chloe: Progress. It's the new norm!

🎵 The new norm ain't the same as the old norm. 🎵

Norm: I'm the old norm! I want normal beer.

beep WARNING! WARNING! PERIMETER REACHED!

Norm: Ugh. It's your fault I got house arrest!

Chloe: You're the one who threatened the school board!

Norm: I gently suggested-

Chloe: Yelled-

Norm: -they stop brainwashing my daughter that girls aren't girls and men aren't men.

Chloe: Sometimes they're neither. Or both. Or furry and dressed like dogs

Dog pisses on Norm

Norm: Ow!

Janice enters

Norm: Janice!

Janice steps aside, revealing Chaz Audience cheers

Norm: What's that?

beep WARNING! OFFENSIVE!

Chaz: Actually, “that” is one of my pronouns. Also they, them and… me!

Chloe: You're… non-binary?

Norm: How do you know that word?

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