"Welcome to Auschwitz, baby" - Singed Chris 2015

Me - "Tom we should back up, Hecarim's gonna come out of the jungle"
Tom -"I'd like to see him try"
Hecarim proceeds to ult out of the river bush and chases us through jungle, eventually killing us both

"If she cp, I cp"

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good ♥♥♥♥ go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌♥♥♥♥ right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ♥♥♥♥

*Tom gets opped and gives himself 16 stacks of diamond blocks*
That is 9,216 diamonds my dudes. 9,216.

"Its turn radius is, like, 4!" - Matt - GTA - In Rope Van

"WHAT'S UP WHITE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!" - Matt, Crashing into Deas and I in a helicopter. Almost survived, but the "momentum" blew our rotors out against a wall and we blew up

Matt- "Who ate the dog?"
Me- "He did."
*♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ conversation 10/18/15*

Me - "If you kill me Tom, I'm gonna go play Skyrim with Chris"
Tom - "Really? Chris do you agree with that?"
Chris - "Tom, I'm going to ask you to please... PLEASE.... shut up"

Tom - "Oh she works with you? I thought you said she was your coworker!"

Chris - "Imagine Shazid killed himself"
Zach - "That'd be a sad day"
Me cri evry time

Khaze: aigfht.
Tetoronie: yea i saw
Khaze: wjerm yopu done
Khaze: wanan opkayt gund of icaris
Tetoronie: sure
Tetoronie: nice ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hands
Tetoronie: do u have sausage fingers
Khaze: thy i havbe parkingasonr

<21:01:02> "Tetoronie" connected to channel "(( LSG Hub. ))"
Tom - "HEYYYY CHRISSSSSS"
<21:01:12> "sharkhunter67" was banned for 1 minute from the server by "Tetoronie" (shutup)
<21:01:13> "Tetoronie" disconnected (♥♥♥♥♥♥)

Me - "Chris Imma take your red buff"
*Chris proceeds to smite red buff while I walk past it*
Chris - "Yea you thought you thought"
Me - "I wasn't gonna get it anyway"
Chris - "Ah ♥♥♥♥♥ I thought I thought"

*Matt playing Euro Truck Simulator with Zach*
Matt - "Zach, you want to join a more populated server? They're all European though"
Me - "I wonder why"
Zach - "Yeah Matt, I wonder why"
John - "I wonder why, Matt"

*Tom in the distance*
"Are we doing anything else today?"
"Then I'm going back in my pajamas"

Deffectz, hiding in dark on Inferno, - "Watch guys, he's gonna go fake A, then fake A again, then come B"
*30 seconds pass*
Me - "He's not coming to B, deffectz. Congratulations, you played yourself"
*guy pokes head out of banana and deffectz one taps him"

Matt - "KWANZAA'S FOR BLACK PEOPLE?!?!?!"

January 4th, 2016 - On this historic day in Snapchat history, user mattcarbonee, aka our dear redheaded, glasses wearing, caring, compassionate, big ♥♥♥♥ baller of a friend, naked dude, biggest slut on vine, base blowing up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, old friend, Matt, received a world record breaking 6 SNAPS IN A ROW. Let the world be known that he is, in fact, not a 6 SNAPCHAT SNAPS virgin any longer.

Tom - "They're not in a relationship, they're just friends!"
<22:40:41> "sharkhunter67" was kicked from the server by "BrotherManBill" (We're just friends)

Tom gets Darius Penta - "AYYYYYYY. TOSS ME THE MONEY7"

January 22nd, 2016 - Deas got 22 snaps in a row, therefore breaking Matt's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ record of 6, that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥.

Tom - "OMG guys I just ate rotten flesh and didn't get hungry!"
Me - "Wow Tom, you got guts of steel"
Tom - "You want 'em?"
*proceeds to jump off Matt's roof and dies*

leon trotsky thinks you're hotsky

*Playing league with Tom while Chris is playing Skyrim*
*Tom picks Rek'Sai*
Me - "Tom, Rek'Sai speaks to me"
*Rek'Sai noise*
Chris - "WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ WAS THAT NOISE IT SCARED THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF ME"

Playing League with a random Lucian
"wdf"
"look jax item"
"stupid dumb"
"wdf that"
"i like ur mom"
"STUPID NUB"
"delete the lol"
"youre stupid"

*Playing Borderlands 2*
Chris - "Look Tom, I'M GOING OFF THE WALLS!"
Me - "VANS OFF THE WALLS DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(Chris -"Don't say it")AAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN DANIEL"
Chris - "That's it. Tom, execute...whats it called... Order 369 kill all the jedis"

*Angel dies*
Roland - "How's the mission going?"

Chris - "You ever been to the Bay of Pigs?"

Joe - "You know who I hate the most?"
Me - "Who?"
Joe - "This person named Chris M-------n"
*keep in mind, Chris hasn't said anything for 3 hours*
Me - "Oh he's not here right no--"
Chris - "SUHHHHHHHHHH DUDE"

*Tom and I running away from cops in GTA*
Tom - "Okay I don't know if I shot the pilot or the co-pilot"
Me - "Wha--"
*Heli crashes 2 feet from our car*
Tom - "I SHOT THE PILOT I SHOT THE PILOT"

Khaze: yo
𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝒆𝓻: oy
Khaze: where you at
𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝒆𝓻: in my chair
Khaze: ta uoy erehw
𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝒆𝓻: V A P O R W A V E
Khaze: no teg
𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝒆𝓻: M A N ANANANANAN
𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝒆𝓻: TNEMOM ONU
Khaze: OTNEMOM*
𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝒆𝓻: HSINAPS EHT KCUF

Hillary Clinton - "If you want to vote for someone based on merits, one of my merits is I'm a woman."
Chris - "That's not a merit, that's a birth defect"

Matt- "I have a spacesuit, TOM "

Tom - "Boy, I'm trying to buy from this merchant but he keeps running away from me!"

Bubbaj900 - "Anyone have mics?"
*simultaneously*
Me - "Bet your dad does"
Chris - 'My name is Mike"
Tom - "No one does"
Dom - "Yeah ♥♥♥♥♥♥"

Morgana - "What did you idiot think was gonna happen when you jumped into 5 peopole at dragon with 3"
Chris - "jesus would be resurrected"

Tom - "What if Harambe won in a 3rd party election?"
Me - "3 parties?"
Tom - "No 3rd party like Republican, Dominic--"

Chris in Town of Salem - "real neat flemmery yo"

Are you blind meh
Aim up
AIM UP
ON THE STAIRS
ARE YOU BLIND MEH

"If you cryin imma ask you why you cryin, ♥♥♥♥♥ Im carin"
Chris - "Just say that to a girl and BAM, sek"

*Playing zombies with Deas and Tom*
*Deas and I in a lower room than Tom*
Tom - "Did you guys jump to get down there?"
Deas - "No"
Me - "Tom there's a stairw--"
*Tom jumps and gets downed*

Chris - "im sion and im gay"

*Payday 2, everyone going down but Tom*
Chris - "We could use some help over here but we got Tom over in the next multiverse"

2/25/17
Zach admitted I was right.

*Playing Siege*
*Zach has a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ moment*
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JFO1bHxXGk"

Zach - "Shazid what is something white people can do that brown people can't?"
Me - "Everything"
Zach - "You're damn right"

"Confidence killed the cat" - Me and Chris at the same time

*Deffectz afk* - "EMILY PLEASE GET SODA WITH THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PIZZA"

Dom on "Eating Ass" - "If she was an 11/10, ... , I would wrap my tongue around the female equivalent of a prostate."

Deas: "I can't go fast enough to make the jump"
Me: "What kinda car you got?"
Deas: "idk its like an electric car"
Chris: "This mans brought a prius to a race"