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You know a game is good when you spend time doing the side quest that you forget the main story. Still finished this.

Fishing >

Only played this game for the TF2 items. Stopped once I got it, got tired of winning.

Max is an a-hole.

Finished this. Good game but I don't like being bamboozled when I realized it's a flash game.

Better than Starcraft 2.

JRPG tentacle porn done right.

Part of the fun is finding the right song to give you the bullet hell that you deserve, thank you Lady Gaga.

This game gave me carpal tunnel syndrome.
Would have been awesome to play with a controller that has analog sticks but it doesn't have controller support iirc.
Slitting my wrist is more fun than this game.

Speedball is when you mix cocaine and heroin/morphine together.

FTL is the gaming equivalent of speedball if you mix rogue-like space strategy together.

Speedball will cause death. You will die a lot in FTL too.

The absolute high is definitely worth it.

It's like Left for Dead but with aliens instead of zombies and a top-down view instead of first-person so yeah it's good.

Great game if you're willing to have a keypad or gamepad button wear down from excessive use. Wish there was an option to configure the controls. Still good.