watch the full thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI4HagtgTPQ

Message from SIMS (you know the beautiful guy with the amazing hair and great sense of love and worm feeling he gives off to all the sassy people)


OKAY LISTEN HEAR EVERYBODY!


THE GOLDBLUM IS RISING!
WE MUST ALL BECOME GOLDBLUMS!
WE MUST CELEBRATE OUR LORD JEFF GOLDBLUM!
WE MUST.......CARRY ON.........


My wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more


ITS TIME FOR THE GOLDBLUM RISING

Message from that guy SIMS (you know the one you all love cause he is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sexy)



I HAVE 1004 HOURS ON THIS ♥♥♥♥ GAME
103 COMP WINS
AND IM STILL SILVER



HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME, IVE MADE MY MISTAKES, GOT NO WHERE TO RUN, THE NIGHT GOES ON AS IM FAIDING AWAY, IM SICK OF THIS LIFE, I JUST WANNA SCREAM.....
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME@?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!



Please send help @ Fifty Shades Of Sims profile. I need to know the answers of the csgo gods to get out of silver and into gold so I can kick Marek's ass and dethrow da Sabba at his own game. GABEN BE WITH US ALL

Dear FAM

That night we had I felt something. It hurt. I’m not talking about what you did to me in the van, but what you did after. You kicked me out like a dog and left me on the street like a chewed piece of gum. It really stung my heart. I thought after what we did we would grow closer as friends, but looks like I was wrong asslicker. I called the cops. They're hacking into your computer just to screw with your cs:go account. Chin Chin will come down and kill you with his almighty Chin Chin powers. Only Sims can save us. By ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you in the ass you piece of sperm. YOU WILL NOT SEE THE END OF THIS DAY.

Love, Sims

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q9q6zl3WIs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPaZ6HU-i6s