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Um, Hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, Um...can we date? I'm sure we'd be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto or DBZ. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe Bleach...heh. You're so Kawaii y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend. I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

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Doktor. Turn off my racism inhibitors. *I need to say it.*

enjoy the bees, i mailed them, in multiple packages. have fun
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In Memory of Kunal Shah, 2004-2008

Kunal Shah was a friend, a writer, and a damn Indian. His love of watersports & his deep pockets will be missed by myself & everyone else who had the pain of standing near him when he was drunk at a bar & in a charitable mood. He was always the first to suggest I have a BBQ & the last one to offer help cleaning up. His great strides in the fields of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ his co-workers, offending Jewish employees & breaking my cigs so I couldn’t smoke them are unrivaled to this day. & we will remember him by the faint musk of AXE that lingers by his desk & the broken pieces of my desk that litter the storage closet. We see his departure not as a goodbye, but as a good riddance.

You’ve been a friend, a coworker & a guy who stole a bad amount of money from the office over the years. I’ve seen you grow as a person, in ambition & weight. Your bright smile, your calming voice & your horribly outdated sense of style will be missed by all.

We’ll miss you.