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Imagine getting locked in someone’s house and they hid 700 children’s puzzles (the kind that have 8 pieces to solve) and you can’t leave till they are all put together.

The mechanics of the campaign arn’t fun or hard and it’s just boring. Find this thing that they hid so you can go through this thing that they hid times 700. It literally made me nauseous and I had to take a break.

I write this as a player who just started his grind the previous season. I’m giving this expansion a bad score hoping the developers know where to improve.

Edit: changing my review to recommend, the campaign first play through mechanically sucked but everything after that has been amazing. 100% love playing the portal activities and grinding out the game.

bad game same old csgo, one of the worst matchmaking games i've ever played. Absolutely a waste of time and energy to play this ♥♥♥♥ fossil of a game with the ♥♥♥♥ fossils that make of the community. If i had to play 5 more games in order to not be killed, would grab a gun and blow my head off. bad game, valve ♥♥♥♥, ass game, bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad 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If you are a long time fan of the dark alliance games prepare to have your hopes absolutely crushed with this game. Surprisingly the swap to 3rd person is not the main issue here. Monsters and mobs are boring and lack depth, if you play smart you can just bug them out and kill them. If you want to have an honest fight prepare for long boring animations that you can't cancel leading to downright laggy attack buffering and it gets much worse online. Characters progression is pointless when moves are quickly unlocked when skill points and cash are handed out like stickers. Old fans of the series remember the satisfaction of saving up enough points from levels for that op move. Gearing no longer has a rewarding linear progression, Instead you will be completing dungeons on difficulties for higher rank gear. Some idiot had the idea to make the looting heavily RNG based requiring you to now grind past content for stats, rarity, and set bonuses. Regardless of all these issues the game itself needs many quality of life updates to feel enjoyable.

Thanks Tuque Games for proving that you are inapt at understanding what makes games enjoyable. Did anyone even try to beta test this poop?