Recent reviews by the sergeant

i cant stand this sus Amogus
I can't take it anymore. It's dissolving my sanity. Everywhere I look I see it. Oh my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god I see it. It's everywhere, it's the baseline of humor. I can't stand to see another amogus again. My wife left me and took the kids. I lost my job and I am now using what little I have to voice my thoughts. Amogus must die. It has been milked so much. It's a dead game, a dead meme, it isn't funny anymore. Please. I send a prayer above, to let this monstrosity perish, and be banished to the depths of hell. No longer will we have "airpod shawty sus ‼❗‼‼❗😳😳🥵🥵🥶😏" on this Earth. Only then will I regain my sanity and return to my family.

i rate this game a solid 10/10 heres why...
Bright and colour-ful addicting gameplay.
The amount of weapons in your arsenal is crazy.
you can even unlock more!!!!!
AND ONE OF THE BEST SOUNDTRACKS I HAVE EVER HEARD IN A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME!!
and the masks you can find/unlock which adds SO much replayability its insane.
and the lore in this game is a hidden ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gem.
and the secret ending requires work but is so worth it.
overall the addicting satisfaction of pulling off 10+ combos of solid melee.
and the unique finishers and guns and melee weapons that all do different things?
as well as the masks that change how you and some foes act and function?
this game is a solid 10/10

nut

DROP THE CHIPS AND GET ME A DAMN AMMO BAG

Simply a masterpeice