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This game is a game of all time

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julie garcia is a hoe [slams door]
julie garcia is a hoe [slams door]
julie garcia is a hoe [slams door]
julie ga- [gets stuck inside the door]
....♥♥♥♥

So, I'm gonna be honest here.
My friend sent me this and laughed their ass off. So I proceeded to send it to my other friends and laugh our asses off.
Then, my boyfriend bought the game for me, because I jokingly said I wanted hentai minecraft.

And so, I played it. It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious. You break one block, your entire house comes crashing down. It's an OSHA violation mess.

It's 99 cents. What the hell, get it dude. It's funny as heck in the moment. You'll have some good laughs.

If you recently did a computer reset, uninstall and reinstall uplay.
The game runs well, you just need to be able to know what to do. It's time consuming, but the game on its own is already time consuming lol.

I found you, faker!
Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here. You're comparing yourself to ME? HAH! You're not even good enough to be my-
I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS!

This game was all I ever played when I was 6-12. I loved it with a passion. It's what helped me to realize what a useless furry I am. Honestly, my favorite parts about this game are:

• The horrible voice lines that cut into each other
  
• The Chao garden
  
• The really confusing and extremely random storyline
  
• The real time fan dub
  
• The memes

I definitely recommend this game. Check it out, NERDS

This game is extremely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ glitchy and buggy but it's my childhood. I love it.

♥♥♥♥ Greenland.

I loved this game. I played it on my Play Station and beat it, but never 100%'d it. I bought this game on steam to 100% it finally after a few years, and cried at the ending yet again. Only to have my PC randomly factory reset and lose all my data because I didn't back it up.

This game is amazing, and really fun when you play with friends. You and your dumbass friends can sled down the sinkhole with a tortoise shell, beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of fatty cowmen, and cry in corners when you have several virginias and armsies beating down your house in the middle of the night!

Just Monika.