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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:55am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:57am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:03am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:28pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:57am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:55am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:41pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:03am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:03am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:55am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:40pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:37am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:41pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:03am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:47pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked