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(Sourcery)
😚
I should have been a country-western singer. After all, I'm older than
most western countries.
-- George Burns
😭
Xerox does it again and again and again and ...
😩
3M, under the Scotch brand name, manufactures a fine adhesive for art
and display work. This product is called "Craft Mount". 3M suggests
that to obtain the best results, one should make the bond "while the
adhesive is wet, aggressively tacky." I did not know what "aggressively
tacky" meant until I read today's fortune.
[And who said we didn't offer equal time, huh? Ed.]
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