Recent reviews by Crab Pasta

Really makes you FEEL like Zane... not that you'd be anywhere close to being as cool as Zane but still.

It has been a hot minute since I've had a difficult time putting a game down.

Thick goat aside, this game is phenomenal and is a delightful movement sandbox that really shows how superb a 3D platformer can be. Also, I've always wanted a 3D metroidvania and this game is exactly what I've dreamed of. The progression with skills and how it unlocks the world around you reminds me a lot of metroid which is a massive pro for me!

Only thing I wish it had was an in-game map. The areas are unique and designed well enough where I can kind of tell where I am but a map would be lifesaver.

Anyways, Goat/10 would thicc again.

For those who are upset about it not being 3D remake: cry about it.

For those who are having difficulty because it's in 2D: Skill issue.

This game slaps and I will endlessly offer to the shrine of chance forever.

Yeah Sonic goes on a second adventure and it's pretty rad 87.56% of the time. Getting all 180 emblems is both frustrating and satisfying at the same time, I'd recommend doing it only if you really like the funny blue rat.

Anyways it's kinda sorta pretty inconsistent with everything (camera, controls, physics) and that's what brings it down from being a perfect Sonic game for me. But like... it's still really cool and fun most of the time. I like it! :)

I accidentally wrote a whole sitcom via this game. Anyway don't buy the DLCs and just mod it, you'd be doing yourself and your wallet a favor.

Bruh I love it when Peppino said "It's Pizza Time" then proceeded to pizza all over the place. Pizza/10 would eat the 'za again.

Das Spiel macht mich traurig. Die laute deutsche Propagandamusik lenkt mich vom Spiel und meinem Leben ab. Der "Hentai" Teil ist nicht einmal so gut, ich kann sie nicht einmal nackt machen, es gibt keinen Reiz. Ich kann nur sagen warum? Fick dich auch Joab

Ха-ха, веселая игра про Советскую Россию с анекдотами о коммунизме! Арин Хэнсон - "очень" забавный человек. Петух и мячики.