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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 8:49am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 9:29am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:59pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 10:17am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 10:16am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 10:18am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 6:45pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 10:44am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 7:25am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:21am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 20 May, 2024 @ 6:04am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 9:29am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 10:26pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:47pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 12:19pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 10:18am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:44pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 8:30am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:45am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 8:06am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 5:52am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 9:22pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:51am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 5:50am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 10:17am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:46am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 9:46am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 8:49am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:36pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 5:59am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 8:28pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:46am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:46am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:46am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:46am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:46am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:46am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:46am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:46am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:46am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:47am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 8:23pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:46am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:46am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:46am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 10:16am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:31am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:31am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 5:52am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 9:10am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 6:22am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 12:09pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 8:22am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:47am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:38pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 5:52am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:22pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:01pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 9:26pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:51am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 5:52am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:47pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 9:45am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:25am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 5:48am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked