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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2019 @ 3:51pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2019 @ 2:33pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 3:32pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2019 @ 2:32pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 5:52am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2019 @ 8:21pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2019 @ 5:50pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2019 @ 8:29am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 5:52am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2019 @ 7:25pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2019 @ 5:35am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2019 @ 6:02pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2019 @ 7:00pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2019 @ 3:01pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 4:48am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2019 @ 2:33pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2019 @ 11:38am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 5:52am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2019 @ 7:00pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 5:52am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2019 @ 5:59am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2019 @ 10:25am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 5:52am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2019 @ 6:17am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2019 @ 8:21pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2019 @ 4:06pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 5:52am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2019 @ 3:59pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 5:52am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2019 @ 2:13pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2019 @ 2:07pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 5:52am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 5:52am

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:06am

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2019 @ 6:58am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 11:02am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 11:10am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2019 @ 1:03pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 4:48am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 5:17am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!