Oh no... if you don’t share this, Sargent Wurble is gonna come to your house. And you really don’t want that. He’s gonna get really poopy, like the biggest, baddest poopy ever. whispers When Sargent Wurble gets poopy, it’s not just stinky... it’s scary. He’ll come stomping in the middle of the night, and you’ll hear his sloppy, squishy footsteps getting closer... drip... drip... squish...

He’s not gonna knock. No, he’ll just appear at the foot of your bed, with his big, messy diaper full of poop. And he’ll look at you with that creepy smile and say, “You didn’t poop it, did you?” Then, POOP!! He’ll make a HUGE POOP. He’ll smear it on the walls, the floor, even your POOP! And it won’t come off. You’ll be stuck with Wurble’s poopy curse... FOREVER.
Every time you close your eyes, you’ll hear him whisper... “I’m coming back... for more...” So, you better repost this right now, or Sargent Wurble’s poopy revenge will never end. Never.

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