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Happy New Year! 2024 which symbolizes the year of the dragon, therefor you should dragon deez nu... jk! Hope your 2024 will be a blast~

Happy New Year! 2023 is also known as the year of the rabbit which also signifies longevity in my culture! May your new year be a blast! and who knows, maybe I can be your bunny- ;)

Merry Christmas! Another year just passed, I hope everything will be smooth sailing for you next year! </3

ZHENGDA

KAIJIE

who is zy?
for the blind, zy is the light.
for the hungry, zy is the bread.
for the thirsty, zy is the fountain.
for the sick, zy is the cure.
for the prisoner, zy is freedom.
for the liar, zy is the truth.
for the traveler, zy is the way.

who is zy?
for the blind, zy is the light.
for the hungry, zy is the bread.
for the thirsty, zy is the fountain.
for the sick, zy is the cure.
for the prisoner, zy is freedom.
for the liar, zy is the truth.
for the traveler, zy is the way.

This user not only requires penis enlargement surgery, he also requires extension of every single bone in his body due to him suffering from a disease called being 110cm

Happy new year! I wish that your 2022 will be smooth sailing and that if you ever need help, I'm always here~ </3

why u steal my virginity uwu

Merry Christmas Laburi🎄 (っ >‿<)っ

booba
-me

does not want to share his harem of girls with me

-rep racist af told me to kms because I indian

succducc

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy.
We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends.
Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard penis push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

this man managed to take a photo of me through three different equator lines, somehow im very impressed that this 140cm young man could even reach the photo button on his canon 5xD edition 300 when he is but a young hobbit. Never the less he still managed to slurp on his bts meal while licking my toes.

scroll hopping is superior

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+rep mader faker

unfortunately, my thoughts were interrupted by the massive loads of ♥♥♥♥ that were now slowing, though that which already been shat was now leaking through. the stench assaulted my nostrils in a way my mask-shielded olfactory facilities had forgotten. the ♥♥♥♥ began to pool on the floor as it ceased to flow from my anus. i stood there for a few minutes, considering my next move. then i passed out.

i panicked even more as the caramel-coloured substance unloaded itself into my underwear, then out of my underwear. as the adrenaline pumped through my veins, my bowels loosened even more. for but a brief moment i felt relief, for although they had disappointed me with the BTS meal, it appeared the laosai had returned. but then i remembered i gave up on eating a double mcspicy every week last week after seeing no diarrhoea. had they given the lowly BTS meal its laosaifying properties?

i felt sick. it couldn't be. the BTS meal was nothing more than another marketing ploy, and i had fallen for it. i started hyperventilating. my heart felt like it could jump out of my chest any moment. i broke into a cold sweat as my chest tightened. how could it be that i'd been swindled yet again by mickey D's? but i had been. and as that confirmation branded itself into my psyche, i felt my anus expand as i began to uncontrollably ♥♥♥♥ myself in my living room.

8.50 for an upsized 9pc meal.

8.90 for the bts meal.

i had paid 0.40 extra for a single extra nugget and the sauce. and i'd sacrificed the upsized fries.

as i finished the coke and was throwing away the cup, a thought entered my mind: the BTS meal is effectively a glorified 9 pc mcnugget meal. i dismissed the ridiculous thought for a fraction of a second, but it made sense. it was only a nugget off, with new sauces. i could've upsized the coke already. i felt a tightness in my intestines as i checked the prices again.

-rep tried to give me underage sg girls all the size of hobbits

-rep no ♥♥♥♥

sat ap ╭∩╮( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)╭∩╮

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nice pfp!!!1

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sign

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signed by Yixl, thanks for supporting!

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n***a

♥♥♥♥ me

signed by idol!!!! omG!@!@!1121!!!

signed by kc
but im still waiting to get signed too :<

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy.
We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends.
Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard penile organ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

Gay ass stan

If you were man enough to make her pregnant, why aren't you man enough to take care of her? Running away won't solve anything.

wow mspaint drawing very comedic

Nice profile, very creative

+rep laburi is sexy

+rep pls carry me (i hear u boost)

+rep handsome face, large c.o.c.k.

+rep good

I've heard shoving things up your ass is quite painful so you might want to start with something small like your intelligence and build up to bigger things like your ego