Playtime past 2 weeks:
148.5h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
569 of 637 (89%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:31am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:40am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 4:33pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 1:12am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:05pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 4:32pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 6:56pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 3:50am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:30pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 8:53am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:09am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 8:25am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 1:14pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:51am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:54am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:03am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:27am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:47am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:33pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:38pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:19pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:59pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 10:32pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:07pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:07pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:07pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:54am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:44am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 4:54pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:59pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:50am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:50am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:14am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 4:33pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 6:56pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 4:51pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:51am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:35am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 4:48pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:54am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:59am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:04pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:21am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:02pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:18pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:02am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 4:52pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:38pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:33pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 6:46pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:12pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 6:55am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:41am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:48pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 11:06am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 6:30pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:18pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 6:23pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 8:03pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:09am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:06pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:12pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 12:01am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:43am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 5:09pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:20pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:26pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:23am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:39pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:31am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:59pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 6:55am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:21pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:18pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:19pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:31pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:19pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 9:15pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 6:30pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 12:49pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:56am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:44am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 10:09pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 10:32pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 7:32pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:29pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:30am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 9:10am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 12:42pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:49pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 12:59am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 3:50pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:25pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 12:03pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 12:11pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 10:21am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 12:03pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 12:13am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 12:14am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 6:29pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 4:01pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 10:17pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 7:03pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 10:09pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 10:58pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:28am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 5:56pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 7:09pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 8:53am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 8:25am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 7:50pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 9:15pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 6:39pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:51pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 10:44pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 10:08pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:12pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 4:32pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:32pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 2:17am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 2:17am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 10:57pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 8:25am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 6:45pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 7:34pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 8:55pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:17pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:27pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:42pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 9:15pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 10:56pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 5:05pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 7:50pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:31pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 8:16pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:44am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 12:57pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 12:57pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 3:36pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:07pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:12pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:58pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 12:06am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 9:34am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 9:34am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 5:21pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:28pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:28pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 6:37pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 6:37pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:32pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:36am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:02pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:43am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:46pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 2:19pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:02am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 8:53am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:19am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:05pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:55pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 5:49am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:10am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 4:33pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:31am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 11:13pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:44am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:08am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 12:56pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 1:45pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 3:35pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:34pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 12:08am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 4:53pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:50pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:56pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:26pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:33pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:42pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 7:06pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:40pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:49pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:51pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:51pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:59pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:07pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:13pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:10pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 7:45am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 3:36pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 10:19pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:26pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 7:45am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 11:10am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 1:19pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 6:02pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 9:40pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:24pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 12:06am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:15am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 10:50am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:08pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:51pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 7:22pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:06pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 11:09pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 12:17am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 4:53pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:21pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:33pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:33pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:02am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 3:44pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:16pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 8:43pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:08am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:42pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:52am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 1:19pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 5:50pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 7:51pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:58pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:46am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:13pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:30pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 5:05pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:04pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:58pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 7:57pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:10pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:52am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 1:52pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 3:36pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 7:22pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:20pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 11:02pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 12:07am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:25pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:05pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:34pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:32pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:51pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:18pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:27pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 6:23pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:18pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 12:49pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:18pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 11:13am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 7:19am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 1:10am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 12:01am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:16am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:42pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:46pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 8:17pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:44pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:47pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 7:22pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:19pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 11:01pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 11:56pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 10:13am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 10:17am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:25pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 8:20pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:43pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 10:06pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:44pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:45pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:41pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:59pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:41pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:41pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:42pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:46pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:43pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:01am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:26am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:42am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:25am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:26am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:45am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:45am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:17am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:22pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 10:04am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 9:05pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 11 May @ 9:07am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:56am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 2:18pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:58am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 1:08pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:21pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 10:06am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:35pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 10:02pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:56pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:58pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 10:07pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 1:01am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:42pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:07pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 10:04am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:33pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 12:06am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:15am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 10:04am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:09pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:28pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 8:25pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:51pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:45pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:45pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:47pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:00am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:07am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:26am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:58pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:35pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 8:21pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:53pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:44pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 10:08pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:49pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:00am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:06am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:46am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:46am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:49am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 9:00am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:34pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:51pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:40pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:42pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:01am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:25am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:47am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:49am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 11:09am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 6:01pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 12:42pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 8:06pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:35pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:17am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:31am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:55am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 11:37am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:44pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:59pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 10:37pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 11:35am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:30pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 12:51am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 11:30am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 8:22am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 12:28pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:46pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:45pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:34pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:34pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:44pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:45pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:57pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:00am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:29am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:47am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 1:02am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 9:00am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 12:08am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:00pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:18pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 12:57pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 10:12pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 3:34pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 11:58pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 4:53pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:42pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:31pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:00am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:47am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 9:00am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:24pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 11:09pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 10:08pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 1:03am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:20am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:41pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:46pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:58am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 May @ 2:25pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 8:43pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 3:35pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:25pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 10:06am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:37pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:24pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:57pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:47am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:49am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:18pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 12:50am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 12:00am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:47pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 1:13am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:24am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:45am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 9:03am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:11pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:41pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:24pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 11:41pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:27pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 6:23pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 2:29pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 3:07pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 29 May @ 3:27pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 11:21pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 9:24pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:27pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 12:05am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:18pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:53pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 4:03pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 3:18pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 8:58pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:06pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:50am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:59pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:46pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:53pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:01am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:05am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:42am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:48am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 1:17am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 5:58pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 12:16am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:18pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:24pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:03pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:35pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 6:11pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:07am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:14pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:04pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:03am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:26am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:48am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 1:04am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 1:10am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 9:00am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:11pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:18pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:11pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:11pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 11:40am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:14pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 12:27am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 11:30am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May @ 9:59pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 8:25am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:25pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 11:09pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:31pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:51pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:53pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:28am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:49am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:12pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:26pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:25pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:44pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 12:22am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:56pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 9:01am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:15am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:31pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:58pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:42pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:06pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 6:11pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 5:03pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:53am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:09am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:50am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:28am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:28am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 3:34am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:20pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 10:20am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 10:13am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:14pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 3:05pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 12:07am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 10:31am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:50pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:44pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:01am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:49am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:03pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:31pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:42pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 4:20pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 11:10pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 10:37am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:59pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 5:58pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:44am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:45am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 9:02am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 11:43pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:00pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:24pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:29pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:35pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 12:13am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 6:11pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:23pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:17am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 3:08pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 May @ 12:33pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:40pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 12:03am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 9:40pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 10:45pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 8:18pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:50am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 12:03am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:43am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 7:01am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:48pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:57pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 11:32pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:47pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:03pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:44pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:01pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:06pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:15am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:43pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 10:08pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:51pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:46am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 1:10am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:30pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 12:51am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 11:30am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 8:22am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:48pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:00am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 10:37pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:50am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 11:35am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:09pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:18pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:11pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 11:40pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:41pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:23pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:07am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 3:08pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 7 May @ 2:24pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 10:42pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 8:24pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:44pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 9:39pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 10:29am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 3:08pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+8

8 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked