'lesbian' 'chicks' with ♥♥♥♥♥ so you can pretend you're not gay.

Internet skills include browsing, downloading, troubleshooting, installing, and configuring dial up connections with “Netscape” and “Internet Explorer” setting up “POP” mail accounts in MS-Outlook and Outlook Express

+forward; +back

If you have a private profile I won't accept the friend request.

2:08 AM - _Ryan: https://data.archive.moe/board/a/image/1437/90/1437906008636.jpg
2:18 AM - _Ryan: well
2:18 AM - _Ryan: would it
2:18 AM - _Ryan: would it be too much
2:19 AM - _Ryan: you're guilty
2:22 AM - _Ryan: just give it up



"shut up you're a camper" and he responded "it's called tactically immobilizing"

You can't even carry groceries in from the car

"I'm really glad the dumpsters behind planned parenthood have wifi so failed abortions like you can play CS."

Hey can someone drop X? Actually nevermind, I think his parents already did that for you.

Where is the difficulty modifier on this game?
"Dude you're so fat you run out of breath rushing B."
"you really gotta win those"
"You're X rank, you can't tell the difference between a mouse and a tornado."

Rest in spaghetti never forgetti.

Don't be upsetti, have some spaghetti.

Aim sponsored by Parkinson.

Dropped like a newborn baby!

You'd struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.

"Salty like mcdonalds french fries."

You're parents got a divorce because of how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you are.

"I've been playing CS since you were in diapers, kid."

Safest place for us to stand is in front of your gun

only thing u carry is an extra chromosome

is that a decoy, or are you trying to shoot somebody?


"Nice Walls" "Thanks, just painted them"

I could swallow bullets and ♥♥♥♥ out a better spray than that