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0.2 hrs on record
I have a post paid phone plan. Game asks for my phone number: "Please enter a post-paid phone number.".
GFY.
Posted 31 August.
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13.2 hrs on record (13.2 hrs at review time)
I enjoyed it, one of the better and classy games of these types out there.
Posted 25 November, 2022.
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220.3 hrs on record (96.0 hrs at review time)
Overlook the minor bugs in the game, and horrible FPS once you have a medium sized zoo, and the game is a pretty intense park management sim with a ton of humor and surprises.
Posted 26 November, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
77.9 hrs on record (18.4 hrs at review time)
It gave me motion sickness spinning around so much because of the lighter rear end in this years' game. It's impossible to predict how the car is going to react. 2017 was perfect in terms of handling and balance. 2018 suffered from mild understeer. 2019 is an oversteering beast.

F2 is pointless.

The "story" mode in the career tries too hard to be "The Journey" of FIFA. It's half baked and more irritating than enjoyable. Don't even get me started on the interview lady - her character is almost unbearable.
Posted 2 July, 2019.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
243.3 hrs on record (137.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Too many cheats. Empty a mag on a dudes' head and he looks at you. One bullet to your leg from him and you're dead.

Also, no South African servers.
Posted 30 October, 2017. Last edited 30 October, 2017.
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15 people found this review helpful
28 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
I keep building banned parts. Bernie called me a pervert.
Posted 30 December, 2016.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1,479.7 hrs on record (324.7 hrs at review time)
I love it but I can't recommend it.
If you want salt on sale, this is the game. The community is the cancer of Rocket League. Let a goal in - have a group of 10 year olds spamming "What a save!" in chat. Miss a shot - the same group screaming "Nice Shot!". The salt becomes even saltier when they refuse to skip replays. I still can't understand why the hell Psyonix hasn't included the ability to remove post-goal replays from online matches.

The micro-transaction system is rubbish. I've bought around 50 keys so far, and it's just decal after decal that no-one gives a damn about. I've bought all the DLC - something recommend if you really want the advantage on the field with turning radius and hitbox advantage. Standard cars in the game are useless. Also - don't get scammed by traders.

Do not ever play 3v3 in ranked games. You will rage. Your teammates will be useless and will blame you for losing. Even if you carry the team in a loss, scoring all the goals and doing all the defending - they will find a reason to blame you. Doubles and solo are recommended.

Psyonix had potential to make this game great - but even something as small as the animation in trying to control the car or flip it after you've fallen off a wall or gone into a wall just takes too long - which opens a massive window for goal scoring.

Tired of the cancerous community online? Go play with bots. Win 10-0 in an "unfair" game. The bots are useless - even at their strongest.

Negatives:
- Bad bots
- Micro-transactions
- Moronic community
- Salty 10 year olds
- Pay-to-win DLC

Positives:
- It's fun.
Posted 9 December, 2016.
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9 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
2.6 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I was in the ocean, looking for oxygen, with a bull shark and a Great White Shark in my surroundings, not aware of me yet. 4 seconds later, a spear came flying my way from a diver who decided my death would happen underwater, instead of a nice warm bed. All while this was happening, the great white and bull shark decided to turn on me - and sure enough man, they both came at me, 2 sharks and a murderous diver. I won the fight with a chain gun, taking out 2 dangerous sharks and a hostile diver.

It's a story I'll tell my grandkids one day.

This game is super fun, the graphics are good, and very well optimized - easily achieved 130+ FPS at 1440p. Kudos to the development team, it's lot of fun, and at this price, it's a steal! Get it now!
Posted 17 July, 2016.
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88 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
36.5 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
I expected so much more.
When Codemasters said: "We took Mercedes' stance with regard to taking a gap year like they did in 2013 to make 2014 amazing, we did the same in 2014 to make 2015 out of this world". But they haven't. They've taken a step back.
There are constant crashes. There's still no parade lap. There's no more safety cars. Worse yet - there's no career mode for drivers who wish to live the F1 dream.
They've recommended a GTX 970 as a GPU - which I have, yet the game looks smudgy at best. Sure it runs fluidly in 60 FPS, but cut scenes and replays are at 30 FPS.
The bugs like missing championship points in the full season after the game crashes is pathetic. I had a 40 point lead in the championship after the game crashes, and started Round 10 with all the drivers on 0 points.
But the MOST irritating thing - you can't do 25% races with full practice sessions or full qualifying. I have 300+ games to play on Steam, I don't have time to do a full race. Let me race at 25% and enjoy your game, and let me do 3 quali runs like I used to do. Is that too much to ask? You're losing my faith, Codies. I bought this game in the same hour it went on pre-order on Steam, even before you announced that it was for sale on Facebook.
They've really let us down.
Posted 12 July, 2015.
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800 people found this review helpful
2,785 people found this review funny
46.4 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
First race. Formula A at Spa.
Crashed my car on the first corner, lost both front tires, car not moving.
Engineer comes over the radio: "From what we can see on the T.V, the damage looks light. Keep going".

11/10.
Posted 6 May, 2015.
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