added for bayonet slaughter fn

tell me you're living in paris without telling me u live in paris

gf is Prego
we like to get kinky anyways
one night things get particularly saucy
i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights
wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period
i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering
ohshitohshitohshitohshit
i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital
she's still bleeding everywhere
by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent
oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state
storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything
he takes one look at ther and says
"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"
"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"
"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

In my intellectual opinion, this player’s skill level holds copious amounts of pure crack. Koin, while he may insist on holding a medi-gun, nothing morbidity terrifies a testosterone fuelled basement dweller more than turning a corner into this monster revving his minigun with a Kritzkrieg attached, with the intent of annihilating everything in sight. Any being who believes this is false has a delusional hunch based upon their own lack of self-reflection and holstering an underserved ego.

There are some who will challenge this gentleman; most who won’t return and live to tell the tale. I would like to go on, but I do have to keep this letter short. So, I'll conclude it up by saying that this cyber warrior likely cheats. Report his profile to your hearts content in order to limit this Satanist’s terror upon Australian servers.

+rep

irrelevant