- We Windows 11 Pro
- AMD Ryzen 7 2700x
- MSI RTX 3060 12G
- 32 GB of mix n match memory
- two hard drives tilted at a perfect 80 degree angle against the GPU
- three SSDs to store all the games I won't play
- three grey Noctua fans because I was too broke to afford six
- an micro-ATX case from the exotic land called the People's Republic of China

- Gigabyte M34WQ Ultrawide 3440x1440 144hz IPS
- Samsung SJ55W Ultrawide piece of ♥♥♥♥ 75hz VA , flipped upside down
- HP Pavillion 27xi IPS , flipped portrait
- various monitor arms that wiggle when I do literally anything
- Nikon D3500 for very important interviews
- medication
- Royal Kludge RK96 , swapped with Akko Silvers
- Logitech MX Master 2S
- Wacom Bamboo osu! tablet (circa 2000's)
- Sony MDR-1A cans
- Behringer U-PHORIA UM2 Audio Interface
- Audio-Technica AT2020 XLR Microphone
- more cables than I have brain cells
- your mom
- and a desk that is barely holding the weight of everything listed above
- Dell laptop for server hosting
- Lenovo laptop for Xubuntu
- IBM X40 Thinkpad for nostalgia
- a nokia brick phone missing the proprietary charger
- a motorola flip phone with water damage
- an iphone 3g with the screen barely hanging on
- i might have a tech hoarding problem
- brain worms
- a really adorable demon cat