Recent reviews by Luna

Absolute gold!

Game is amazing and refreshing, there is plenty to take in and do with four different endings.
People to save or leave to die
Someone irritates you? no problem, shoot them with an arrow, go back in time and do it all over again.
Worth a reply? Depending on how much you get done on your first playthrough or how much you enjoyed it

WARNING!!!
GOLDEN STATUES DO COME TO LIFE AND SHOOT YOUR HAIRY BUTT CRACK

Enjoy

Really REALLY wanting to love this game but it was so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ short it made me ♥♥♥♥ an egg.
A handful of rooms to clean and explore, a few puzzles and not much else.
Couldn't even clean up after a dead body, what kind of maid does that make me?

Would have recommended this but unfortunately the devs have given up on the game to work on other things leaving the game unfinished. It is a great game but I would only recommend buying it on sale unless you want to pay full price for a game that will probably never be finished.

You can kill people and cook them. Whats not to love?

Played for 5 minutes as guard, caught a kid. Listened to him cry, his tears bought me joy
10/10

Game recommended for anyone who:

Likes killing alien creatures
Has anger issues
Likes watching their teammates fail
Looks like a noob
Smells like a frog
Loves to die

ITS FREE WHY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR RECOMMENDATIONS??!!

No one petted me

Basically a demo but has me tempted to get the full version. It's almost exactly what I've been looking for in this type of game! But... you have to pretty much do everything yourself in the game (spray cockroaches, catch rats, clean the floors, order food, stock the freezer/fridge, repair the windows, fix the roof, reapply the outside tiles, rake leaves, deal with the homeless as well as taking and serving orders) the only thing you don't do is prep food. Like I said, pretty much the kind of game I've been looking for but why only be able to hire cooks? A waitress or cleaner would stop alot of the back and fourth. I think the biggest con of this game is the customers. You place a four seater table down and only one customer can use it, anyone else who comes in will state there are no tables available. You don't get groups of customers so are only ever able to seat one customer at whatever size table. The rate that they generate is just slow. The rate they walk is slow. atleast fix the tables so multiple customers can sit at the same table. my poor chairs are being wasted

When you can punch a kid in the head with no one batting an eyelid and the police station around the corner...
Well, in their defence they have no eyes so I guess they didn't see anything.

Decent little game (with little being the main word) but it was way to short. Gameplay is smooth enough, stories are not all that interesting to read. Feels more like a demo/teaser but I guess its a good way to pass time. Hopefully more will be added in the future to make the game longer and more interesting