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Pakistani Tyrion Lannister 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07pm 
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed. Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses. Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because you were already dead.
Pakistani Tyrion Lannister 15 Nov, 2019 @ 7:36am 
LGBT+
Vegetarian
Slytherin

Not like the other girls... ;)
Wide Wang 31 Jul, 2019 @ 10:37pm 
this guy spent way too much money on battlefront 2
Pakistani Tyrion Lannister 6 Jul, 2018 @ 5:23pm 
I'm an INFJ. I'm religious, but I don't bug people about it. I'm not going to try to convert you unless you want me to. Also, don't worry about cursing or whatever even though I don't curse. I'm a Messianic Jew with Lutheran-Presbyterian beliefs; however, I'm kind of nondenominational and subject to change. Point blank, I believe in the Tanakh and the New Testament. I guess I'm a fundamentalist.
Pakistani Tyrion Lannister 29 Jun, 2018 @ 4:20pm 
Ok ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, it's time we finally had a truly American System of Measurement™.

1. Prefixes
>Puny 1:8
>Little 1:4
>Half 1:2
>Medium 3:4
>Large 1:1
>XL 2:1
>Supersized 4:1
>Yuge 8:1

2. Length
>standard unit: Football field
>ex: It's 15 yuge football fields from here to the next town
>secondary unit: hotdog
>ex: the diamater of a can of soda is 1.5 little hotdogs

3. Mass
>standard unit: Couric
>ex. I weigh 25 XL courics, or 50 Large Courics

4. Temperature
>standard unit: hotness
>ex: today it was level 10 hotness (10 is really hot, 0 is not hot at all)

5. Time
>standard unit: a while, defined as the time it takes to eat a burger, digest it, and pass it.
>ex: it took me a little while to walk to the store (aka 1/4 the time it takes to digest a burger)
Pakistani Tyrion Lannister 28 Jun, 2018 @ 11:52am 
>that 45 year old boomer that sadposts in youtube comments
Pakistani Tyrion Lannister 28 Jun, 2018 @ 11:51am 
This takes me back to when I was 22-23 & myself & a very pretty young lady would get together at my place on Friday nights & have some drinks,smoke some weed ,get in bed & not get out of it til Saturday evening or sometimes Sunday morning & this song was part of the soundtrack....the early 90's was a great time to be in my early 20's,where did the time go? I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 45 now
BULK BOGAN 19 May, 2018 @ 9:25pm 
same tbh
Pakistani Tyrion Lannister 15 May, 2018 @ 10:35am 
I just balled my f-n eye's out as the pain cut's deep into my soul like heated iron razor blades, as of lately I have never felt so alone.
Pakistani Tyrion Lannister 29 Apr, 2018 @ 8:25pm 
"The only good Tenno is a dead Tenno." - Barack "Volt" Obama
BULK BOGAN 28 Apr, 2018 @ 2:24pm 
scoopdewooopdedoo
Pakistani Tyrion Lannister 28 Apr, 2018 @ 9:29am 
Cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, ain't that right Ray? Well I never spent a day in a cradle in my life. I went straight from the womb into the California king sized bed of the streets. And tonight I'm sleeping like a rock. But you, Ray? You're getting the silver spoon right up your ass. Then I'm gonna tuck you into the cradle, real soft and cozy like. And you know what you're going to do? You're going to look me in the eyes and say 'Thank you'.
Pakistani Tyrion Lannister 28 Apr, 2018 @ 8:00am 
They say two wrongs don't make a right. Thing is, three rights make a left and I've been driving without a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ map my whole life.
Pakistani Tyrion Lannister 28 Apr, 2018 @ 7:35am 
I heard a rolling stone gathers no moss, Ray. So I got down on my hunkers and tumbled, rolled and bumped around the floor for most of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life, and when I got up, aged 23, I was still dirty and damp. But I look over at Mick Jagger, and hes fresh as a daisy. I guess a rolling stone didn't gather moss that day, but when I tossed that Stone in a greenhouse, it all came crashing down for both of us. Now, there glass at both me and Micks feet,but I'm the one left picking up all the pieces. Caspere knew this.
Pakistani Tyrion Lannister 28 Apr, 2018 @ 7:34am 
Another day another dollar, Ray. That's what I told myself when I was a teenager working in a chinese laundry. Problem is I'm working the night shift and I'm not making dollars but cents. Dad always told me "keep your money in a sock and it'll always be safe" but what he doesn't realize is it's keeping ME safe. Any slant eyed ♥♥♥♥♥ trying to rush me in the early hours gets a faceful of coin. One night it turns out one of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is the manager's son and you know what happens? I start getting paid in dollars and the ♥♥♥♥♥ leave me alone. I tell you Ray, Caspere may have known it's a dog eat dog world but in a world of chinamen you gotta know how to make sure you're not the ♥♥♥♥♥.
Pakistani Tyrion Lannister 28 Apr, 2018 @ 7:28am 
Today, I considered skipping the gym to let a back injury heal up. Today I went anyway, and I lifted for the fallen. Today I broke several of my personal records.

They're there spotting you on the toughest sets. They're in that last burst of energy that moves that iron one final rep. They're not gone. They're not forgotten.

A thousand hands grip that bar with you when you need it most. Can you feel them? They're with every sad ♥♥♥♥ who wanted a change, with everyone who decided to leave humanity behind.

It falls to us to carry the torch, they've had their gains, now their legacy guides us to ours.
Pakistani Tyrion Lannister 28 Apr, 2018 @ 7:28am 
Today, I considered skipping the gym to let a back injury heal up. Today I went anyway, and I lifted for the fallen. Today I broke several of my personal records.

They're there spotting you on the toughest sets. They're in that last burst of energy that moves that iron one final rep. They're not gone. They're not forgotten.

A thousand hands grip that bar with you when you need it most. Can you feel them? They're with every sad ♥♥♥♥ who wanted a change, with everyone who decided to leave humanity behind.

It falls to us to carry the torch, they've had their gains, now their legacy guides us to ours.
Pakistani Tyrion Lannister 10 Apr, 2018 @ 3:09am 
Boogie Gang Boogie Gang Boogie Gang Boogie Gang (Boogie Gang)

Spend ten racks on fast food

My ♥♥♥♥♥ love ♥♥♥♥ black dudes

I take a nap cause my back's in pain

I can't walk without a walking frame

My wife cheats while I play games

Boogie Gang Boogie Gang Boogie Gang
Pakistani Tyrion Lannister 18 Feb, 2018 @ 5:37pm 
This album is not MUSIC its MEDICINE. It has healing properties, its therapeutic to the spirit which is implemented in Shamanism. The Shammans used it to expel and purge evil spirits from the body. If you dislike this album you should repent. But I will definitely pray not only for your spine but also for your taste.
Pakistani Tyrion Lannister 28 Jan, 2018 @ 10:35pm 
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Pakistani Tyrion Lannister 27 Dec, 2017 @ 9:12pm 
I just balled my f-n eye's out as the pain cut's deep into my soul like heated iron razor blades, as of lately I have never felt so alone.
Pakistani Tyrion Lannister 29 Nov, 2017 @ 9:11pm 
I think the original story was that Jews were complaining that nazi-prepared meals were "giving the Jews gas" and some brainlet misinterpreted the phrase and ran with it.

Jews get gas all the time,, they can't even eat cold food.
Pakistani Tyrion Lannister 31 Aug, 2017 @ 1:19pm 
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Pakistani Tyrion Lannister 30 Jul, 2017 @ 6:37pm 
Sir, what you are referring to as Plebe Patrol is in fact pronounced "Pleb" Patrol. Please use the correct pronounciation in all future situations. Thank you.
Pakistani Tyrion Lannister 13 Jul, 2017 @ 9:58pm 
hahaa good profile picc hahaha
Pakistani Tyrion Lannister 28 Apr, 2017 @ 6:28pm 
Traps are not gay
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Pakistani Tyrion Lannister 5 Apr, 2016 @ 10:52pm 
-rep
Pakistani Tyrion Lannister 5 Apr, 2016 @ 10:52pm 
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BULK BOGAN 5 Apr, 2016 @ 10:42pm 
+rep