Guys before you fall in love with me, know I’m a nerd and I type fast and I don’t like to talk to people unless I consider them my favorites and I lose my mind and I’m kinda a loser and I get obsessed with you and yap a lot and thank you for listening to my ted talk ❤️

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Can confirm, I have seen Cwph do it

I’ve been addicted to menstrual discharge for a long time now. There’s nothing that makes my dopamine levels peak like a drizzle of raspberry jam courtesy of a woman over the age of 21 that’s proud to show she’s fertile and needs a real man to lap up her beefcurtains. I’m used to vaginal blood at this point. If you ever want to start, go little by little. A small nodule of that crimson uterine lining is all you should swallow. The stomach isn’t ready to handle the iron levels present in a woman’s succulent ovary sauce, so you’ll have to acclimate to it… sort of like drinking wine. Eventually, you’ll be mainlining her periods right into your throathole like a human Always Maxi Size.

Signed by your favorite Omega Strikers duo :]