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69.0 hrs on record (42.2 hrs at review time)
This game has a plethora of issues, most notably the insane lag spikes and input delay introduced in the recent Season 3 patch. I feel like I’ve been completely screwed in every aspect of gameplay. For example, Alvin Kamara had a wide-open first down on a simple table route, and then suddenly glitched behind my offensive linemen, costing me the conversion and ultimately the game. There was multiple instances of a glitch where the player would turn into Barry Allen himself and teleport to tackle my player. This is just the surface. It’s mind-boggling how, after so many years, the game somehow gets worse every single year. Thank you EA. I hope the Mossad or whatever middle eastern powerhouse revamps your organization from the top down. With that in mind, they should properly terminate the development team involved with this abomination of a game.

Keep yourself safe EA!
Posted 1 November, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
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0.7 hrs on record
Game is entertaining until you realize a Chinese company has kernel level access to your computer. The whole paper mario thing is kinda cool though.
Posted 26 August, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
MADE BY A BUNCH OF DORKS WHO CANNOT CONSIDER EDGE CASES. NOT WORTH THE DOLLAR IT WAS PRINTED IT ON. ABSOLUTELY GOOD THAT THIS JUNKWARE IS FREE. MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE WORST. AND I MEAN WORST. PLAYING EXPERIENCE I HAVE YET TO SEE IN THE 21ST CENTURY. ABSOLUTELY ABYSMAL. WILL NEVER PLAY THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AGAIN.
Posted 31 March, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
21.8 hrs on record (20.4 hrs at review time)
This game is absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥; It rarely ever works and causes many crashes, bugs, and overall ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Literal Monkeys could code this game better. During a game, my one friend got bugged and kicked. The AI proceeded to bug itself, crashing the game for the rest of the people involved. While it didn't kick me, I was able to watch the AI perform its voodoo magic. It mortgaged several properties in one turn, added multiple houses and later un-mortgaged said properties (all in one turn btw). Fast-forward 15 minutes and the game kicks me out. 10/10!
Posted 18 January, 2022.
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16.3 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
the only unique aspect of the game is being able to spam your friends with invites at the cost of 99 cents.
Posted 5 July, 2020.
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33.2 hrs on record (12.9 hrs at review time)
fun with friends
Posted 5 July, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
739.4 hrs on record (629.3 hrs at review time)
base game is boring, needs mods to have fun after the first 200-300 hours.
Posted 5 July, 2020.
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1.0 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
gay
Posted 4 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
539.5 hrs on record (145.7 hrs at review time)
Very good game, but the only problem is how costly the DLCs are.
Posted 24 December, 2018.
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996.3 hrs on record (680.5 hrs at review time)
gave my terminal aids a warm loving home
Posted 13 October, 2017. Last edited 5 July, 2020.
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