Squanch

Squanch

In the beginning god made thigh guys - ass guys and tit guys. But one was made in secret. The Toe guys. This man is one of them toe guys

Don't mind me, just setting up camp.
It's going to be a while before he gets back from the gulag and I want to make sure that preparations are made to send him back when he returns.

We regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "Dad's Visa" has been declinded, any of your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.

The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse♥♥♥♥♥♥♥(12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor ♥♥♥♥♥ 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)

wtf