So I 👁 got 🍸 to the post 🚩 office 🗽🏛 to pick ⛏ up ⬆ ♥♥♥♥ 💩 from my PO 👮🏻 box 📦 but 🍑 apparently 👀 I 👥 had to talk 🗣 to the clerk ✝ too, so I 👁 did and he 👨 told 🗣 me to wait ⌚ in a line 〰. 3 ⭕ℹ🕘 feet 👣 behind 👟 me was this other man 👨 and while the clerk 😤🤑 was gone 🏃 this dude 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦💪 just... ♥♥♥♥ 💩 his 💦 pants 👖. Imagine 👀💭🌈 the loudest most comically 😂 large 👆 shart 😫👌🏻💦 noise 🔊 you 👈 can think 🤔❓ of, thats ✔ what I 👁 heard 👂. And then the dude 😎 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦 MOANED 🙈. You 👈 can't 🚫 make 💘 this ♥♥♥♥ 💩 up ⬆👆. I 👁 had to stand 🕴 next ➡ to that dude 😎 for another 2️⃣ 5 🎄 minutes ⏱👀 while he ♂👨 kept 😣 a wet 💦 ♥♥♥♥ 💩 in his 💦 pants 👖. Can't ❌ make 🖕 that ♥♥♥♥ 💩 up ☝