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10.7 hrs on record (8.8 hrs at review time)
Best $3 I have ever spent on anything, in my entire life.
And if it wasn't good enough already, the free multiplayer update just made it so much frickin better.
Posted 23 November, 2024.
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21.5 hrs on record
Beat the game with online co-op with a buddy. There were constant bugs and glitches to where one of us would have to close out and rejoin.

That said... we still ended up pushing through that and beating it, because it was an absolute blast.
The voice acting was phenomenal across the board, and well written.
The story was kind of hard to follow, but intriguing enough to keep pushing on.
The map and set design... Wow. Walking through the slums and having the camera pan
to show the crazy living world going on in the background was mind blowing at times.
The combat system was awesome, and there were a lot of cool weapons to choose from.
The armor/perks/level up system was a little weird to wrap my head around, and we mostly ignored
the bonuses and just looked for "number go up" on the armor values.

Had an absolute blast, and do want to check out the post game content, but need a break from the crashes.
That said, most of the bugs seemed to be related to multiplayer stuff. If you're not playing multiplayer, you probably won't have nearly as many problems as we did.
Posted 19 November, 2024.
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12.0 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Awesome follow up to the first game.

The updated planet management interface, and fleet management, make it easy to build things and add to your fleets without bouncing between planets. Game looks great, and zooming into to watch your ships maneuver around and pew pew is awesome.

Hoping for some sort of sandbox mode where you can spawn different ships into a gravity well to duke it out, and get a feel for what ships work against each other well.
Posted 24 August, 2024.
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5.4 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Played the heck out of this game on Android. Absolutely worth it, even at full price.
It's a streamlined Civ style game, very simple to learn, with enough flexibility to have some solid strategic depth.
It's easy enough to learn that I can play hotseat with my kids.
Posted 12 August, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
17.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Devs were fired, publisher axed this title.
KSP1 with mods is the game you are looking for if you're on this page.
Posted 7 July, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
69.8 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I love what they've done with the game since the first beta tests, I'm having a blast.
Most classes feel really well balanced, at least in duos and trios.
The amount of content you get as f2p, before buying the game, is honestly pretty ridiculous.
You can do anything up to the end game High Roller dungeons, and you're limited to one character, but characters level up fast, so it's not a huge loss to delete it and make another character until you find what you like.

TL;DR: Perfect 5/7 game.
Posted 17 June, 2024. Last edited 23 June, 2024.
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6.0 hrs on record
1) Find and extremely elaborate puzzle room that requires near perfect wall jumps, jump cancels, and backflips to get through.
2) Find the ability you actually needed to clear that puzzle way later on, in a completely different area.
3) ????
4) PROFIT!
Posted 28 April, 2024.
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251.2 hrs on record (224.2 hrs at review time)
Very nice
Posted 27 March, 2024.
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143.9 hrs on record (10.1 hrs at review time)
GOTY 11/10.
Will continue calling artillery barrages on the homies.
Posted 9 February, 2024. Last edited 5 May, 2024.
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2.5 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
I loved this game on my old IBM Clone when I was a kid, and I'm blown away at how well it still holds up today.
I still remember all of the cheat codes, but screw these secrets.

Rip & Tear, gents.
Posted 26 May, 2023.
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