Recent reviews by sc0ut ANGEL

I want my life back.

really good game

+This is a parody, but is better than fortnite.
-PUBG runs better than this

11/10 would lag again.

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Addictive like heroin
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Average Solitare Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☑ If you want story, then go read a book.
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average depends an DLC
☐ Good
☐ Lovley
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ There is no „price“
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☑ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ Get a bug spray. Or more. A lot more. Or maybe a flamethrower. Or a nuke.

Fun to play.
Don't waste your money on crates or skins.

If you can kill anyone so easly why do you need to set a trap for them
9/10 Would kill myself again with bombs

I've once hit a bird while I was aiming for an enemy.
10/10 I will aim for the bird next time.

we need more manpower to this game.
8/10 good idea but servers are empty.

Enter the game. Get knocked out. Get killed. Repeat until you are fed up with. Then call some friends. Learn how to fight. Beat everyone on multiplayer until they rage quit.
10/10 Would make eveyone rage quit again.

I invited some friends to play this game with me. One of them played this game before.
I beat their ass so badly they rage quited.
10/10 Would make them rage quit again.