When can I buy your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game

Nice story, tell it to readers digest!

The legend will never die

Fans have been asking for a new Street Fighter Alpha, so Capcom decided to release Street Fighter V while it is still in Alpha

Laura a ♥♥♥♥ and so are you

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