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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
ปลดล็อก 30 พ.ค. 2016 @ 11: 42pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
ปลดล็อก 31 พ.ค. 2016 @ 6: 58am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
ปลดล็อก 1 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 9: 03am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
ปลดล็อก 2 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 12: 14am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
ปลดล็อก 31 พ.ค. 2016 @ 12: 03am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
ปลดล็อก 3 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 8: 17am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
ปลดล็อก 31 พ.ค. 2016 @ 7: 19am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
ปลดล็อก 1 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 9: 00am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
ปลดล็อก 2 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 1: 29am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
ปลดล็อก 2 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 5: 54am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
ปลดล็อก 2 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 9: 17am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
ปลดล็อก 3 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 8: 04am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
ปลดล็อก 3 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 10: 45am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
ปลดล็อก 1 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 11: 40pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
ปลดล็อก 31 พ.ค. 2016 @ 6: 59am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
ปลดล็อก 1 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 8: 06am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
ปลดล็อก 3 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 10: 15am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
ปลดล็อก 3 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 9: 10am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
ปลดล็อก 2 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 2: 01am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
ปลดล็อก 5 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 9: 02am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
ปลดล็อก 2 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 1: 14am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
ปลดล็อก 1 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 11: 55pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
ปลดล็อก 1 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 8: 14am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
ปลดล็อก 1 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 8: 40am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
ปลดล็อก 2 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 2: 23am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
ปลดล็อก 31 พ.ค. 2016 @ 11: 01pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
ปลดล็อก 31 พ.ค. 2016 @ 12: 11am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
ปลดล็อก 1 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 8: 13am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
ปลดล็อก 2 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 1: 02am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
ปลดล็อก 1 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 11: 32pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
ปลดล็อก 1 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 7: 55am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
ปลดล็อก 2 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 5: 36am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
ปลดล็อก 3 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 8: 11am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
ปลดล็อก 31 พ.ค. 2016 @ 12: 14am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
ปลดล็อก 1 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 9: 05am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
ปลดล็อก 2 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 5: 52am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
ปลดล็อก 1 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 9: 06am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
ปลดล็อก 2 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 2: 44am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
ปลดล็อก 2 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 9: 51am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
ปลดล็อก 2 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 2: 55am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
ปลดล็อก 2 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 1: 33am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
ปลดล็อก 2 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 5: 56am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
ปลดล็อก 27 ธ.ค. 2014 @ 9: 31am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
ปลดล็อก 31 พ.ค. 2016 @ 7: 27am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
ปลดล็อก 1 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 7: 32am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
ปลดล็อก 27 ธ.ค. 2014 @ 9: 15am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
ปลดล็อก 30 พ.ค. 2016 @ 11: 41pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
ปลดล็อก 1 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 8: 15am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
ปลดล็อก 31 พ.ค. 2016 @ 7: 35am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
ปลดล็อก 2 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 12: 54am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
ปลดล็อก 2 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 1: 33am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
ปลดล็อก 2 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 12: 22am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
ปลดล็อก 1 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 8: 26am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
ปลดล็อก 2 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 6: 23am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
ปลดล็อก 2 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 1: 46am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
ปลดล็อก 2 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 1: 32am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
ปลดล็อก 1 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 11: 35pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
ปลดล็อก 1 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 8: 09am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
ปลดล็อก 3 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 10: 46am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
ปลดล็อก 3 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 11: 25am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
ปลดล็อก 4 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 1: 29am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
ปลดล็อก 5 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 12: 18am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
ปลดล็อก 5 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 2: 18am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
ปลดล็อก 5 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 9: 52am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
ปลดล็อก 3 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 11: 19am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
ปลดล็อก 5 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 12: 13am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
ปลดล็อก 4 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 12: 41am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
ปลดล็อก 4 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 1: 00am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
ปลดล็อก 4 มิ.ย. 2016 @ 1: 13am



Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+8

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