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45 of 50 (90%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2014 @ 10:45am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2014 @ 11:47am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 10:25am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2014 @ 10:58am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2014 @ 1:51am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2014 @ 1:53am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2014 @ 1:54am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2014 @ 10:42am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 3:50am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2014 @ 10:52am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2014 @ 11:03am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 4:19am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 4:19am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 3:09am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2014 @ 6:13am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2014 @ 7:39am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 4:34am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 4:19am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 10:49am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2014 @ 10:55am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 4:19am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 10:38am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2014 @ 2:02pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2014 @ 5:19am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2014 @ 11:23pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 4:19am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2014 @ 1:54pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2014 @ 11:43am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 3:39am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2014 @ 11:26am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2014 @ 11:26am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2014 @ 12:29pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2014 @ 6:14am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 4:43am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2014 @ 1:00pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2014 @ 4:59am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 10:05am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2014 @ 11:21am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2016 @ 4:04am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2014 @ 6:33am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2014 @ 10:43am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2014 @ 11:22pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2014 @ 10:36am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2014 @ 12:02pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2014 @ 11:32am



Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.