---*Started a casual game*---

*Defender*
Me: "Hey guys, Can I try Tachanka?"
Others: "Sure" "PRAISE OUR LORD" "Praise Lord Tachanka"
Me: "What?"
<insert "confused Nick Young">
---*Match Starts*---

"place ur turret here my lord" "да! да! right there"
Teammates reinforced the walls behind me, wired them, place anti-grenade device around me
Valkyrie player tagged enemy outside with cameras
Start shooting the mighty RP-46 DP-28 at walls
*Walls turned into big holes*

*3 Opfor remaining*

"Nice one!"

*enemy grenade*
bailed the turret *turret got destoryed* *triggered*
BOOM BOOM two opfor who breached from the celling
*run upstairs with teammates*
PMM the last

ME: "NO ONE HURTS ME TURRET"
ALL: "CHEEKI-BREEKI" "PRAISE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR" "Who said Tachanka needs buff???"

10/10 Would pick Lord Chanka again