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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 3:27am

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 12:48pm

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 12:32pm

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 12:31pm

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 12:38pm

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 3:13am

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 3:15am

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 3:14am

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 12:47pm

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 12:52pm

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 12:57pm

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 3:18am

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 2:17pm

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 3:20am

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 2:31pm

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 3:29am

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 2:32pm

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 2:47pm

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 2:48pm

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 2:44am

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 2:47am

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 2:51am

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 2:46pm

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 2:33pm