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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 11:13am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 11:47am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 11:34am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 10:52am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 11:30am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 11:31am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 8:54am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 7:45am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:23am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:49am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 9:14am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 7:30am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 4:46am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:39am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:31am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:07am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:21am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:37am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:44am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:20am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:46am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:20am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:24am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 11:29am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 9:47am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 7:49am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:15am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 5:03am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:06am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 7:49am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 7:49am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 11:10am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 10:37am