Recent reviews by LeSan

This game is Unplayable. The other day i was playing DbD with some friends, the match was going well, i was doing gens for the most part, but then, i heard the killer's terror radius. "No Big deal, i'll just loop the killer", then it hit me. The killer was using the Shady Sunbather for the spirit. That moment i was awe struck. It was the anime girl i always dreamed of, and i needed to have her. I did not hesitate to throw myself into her loving arms, the embrace of her cold lifeless body would warm my heart. Then, a searing pain struck me, spirit isn't real.

I will never, NEVER, be able to marry spirit, have children with spirit. Her child bearing hips will never feel the press of my grasp, and that crushed me. Curse you, DbD, curse you for making a cruel mockery of my heart.

Anyway gen out of gen, would gen again.

Guys, I'm shaking. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shaking.

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring.

I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?!

Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥.