Get up, think of naked Jude Law, go downstairs, have breakfast, think of naked Jude Law, go outside, walk to corner shop, think of naked Jude Law, buy a bottle of coke and two Twirls, think of naked Jude Law, eat one of the Twirls on the way back, go into your house, think of naked Jude Law, put the other Twirl and the coke in the fridge as a treat for later, go back to bed and have dreams about naked Jude Law having gay sex with naked Robert Downey Jr with narration by Stephen Fry...

... you, madam, have no standards.

So this one time, me and my buddy Samii, we went on this thing called Steam and it took our souls away but it was worth it coz the games were pretty awesome~