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REDSTORM 18 Ιουλ 2018, 4:32 
What the ♥♥♥♥ happened here.
ThePirateOfJamaica 5 Μαρ 2018, 23:02 
I went into my sister's room and I saw her putting her phone really close to her vagina and it was vibrating also I saw her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and moaning (that time my parents were not there) and I saw the app she was using... so hmmmm if my sister sees this please remember to close the door and lock it and whelp sis you are lucky I am a girl and now you know I saw what you did
ThePirateOfJamaica 5 Μαρ 2018, 22:56 
It's amazing i got a really fast orgasm and I'm 12 but I couldn't squirt and how do you put it in the hole i tried but it didn't fit. But 8 would suggest this if you like being really wet
I'm 13 and have orgasmed before in like 30 seconds. This didn't even get me started
I loved it! I only wish it was more quiet because I am only 13. It made me orgasm for the first time. Really had a blast with it but plz make quieter.
ThePirateOfJamaica 5 Μαρ 2018, 22:53 
For a 14 year old who can't have sex this has made me orgasm within the first 30 seconds of love it so much!! but the only bad thing is that the vibrating sound is to loud and I don't want my mum to find out +=orgasm
I am 76 and I have been dry for a good 30 years. Then my granddaughter came over and showed me the app I didn't understand how to use it at first but I got the hang of it and now this app brought squirting back into my life.
ThePirateOfJamaica 5 Μαρ 2018, 22:53 
Wow I put in my special place a it makes me moan so loud
got stuck can't get it out help
I like it in my special place Me and my dog have never been closer...
ThePirateOfJamaica 5 Μαρ 2018, 22:51 
Best App Ever Got Soacked In Less Than 5 Mins
It made me ♥♥♥ in like 1.00 impressive and that's exactly what I'm looking 4
Its Very Addicting! This made me ♥♥♥! Great! But This need to be more Stronger!
This made me squrt a lot better than my boyfriend

Made me squirt all over my bed love it
Fair enough.. Its feels really good but I get my phone 'dirtied' often with this app. The vibration makes me feel wilder. I think this app is better than the usual vibrator b'cause I cant really afford the usual vibrator, but with this app, I tell you, this one makes me feel so feels goood to have this vibe
ThePirateOfJamaica 5 Μαρ 2018, 22:47 
How do you put it in your vag? Am i going to just put it on my vag? Or there is another way? HOW DO YOU ALL PUT IT?!
I haven't been able to try properly cuz when I was about to start it my sis walked in on me. Whew close one
This makin' me wet But it took a long time for me to ♥♥♥, could be better if it's faster
Heeey I see some ladies my age 15 yr olds donr need I vibrator app I can make them even more happy...
I really horny demn
A vibrating tooth brush is better than this and the power thing doesn't go very high
Maybe if you also stick a finger or two up there it helps A LOT
made me squirk less then a second~ just gotta put two or one finger in to come~
I loved it. I put it under my balls and it help me came. Girls snap me mylovesguardan and kik me my_loves_guardian
ThePirateOfJamaica 5 Μαρ 2018, 22:44 
It is awesome just what I was looking for, not quite as good as a reason vibrate but did make the squirt in exactly 38 seconds
Look it needs to but stronger i barley felt anything it kinda turned me off
Not a substitute for a vibrator. Ladies you can buy a cheap one for $12 that does a better job. This would only work if I was virginal.
Look it needs to but stronger i barley felt anything it kinda turned me off
ThePirateOfJamaica 5 Μαρ 2018, 22:42 
Omfg Ignore all the people who say this is bad, its literally the best vibrator I've ever had being an unexperienced teenager I think this is awesome for when you wanna u know, be alone❤
As a young teenager who isn't ready for sex and doesn't have the opportunity for any real toys this helps satisfy my urges without having to go to extreme lengths
ThePirateOfJamaica 5 Μαρ 2018, 22:38 
Even though I'm 10yrs old this feels amazing it made me ♥♥♥ in 36sec it is great and powerful and 4 the people that are saying why are 10 or 12yrds here well it's because we can have pleaser 2 and all you 42 ,39,49Yrds here saying it doesn't work that is because we young people can get more satisfaction then any of you will ever get and your vagina is more boring and still and youny people can still feel more satisfaction than you older people can so get the he** Out of here old people....
ThePirateOfJamaica 5 Μαρ 2018, 22:30 
I love this app I'm only 13 and my boyfriend uses this on me when he I horny and wants to have s!x. And it works every time. This app lacks me so wet and I wish I could rate this 10 stars cuz it feels soooooooooo good.
It is okay id rather just steal my moms toys and put them in and on my clit but this was kinda loud but it worked
ThePirateOfJamaica 5 Μαρ 2018, 22:30 
This app does exactly what I wanted, if you are a man like me, turn ppb the smart mode and watch porn at the same time, which will unfortunately drown out the noise, and then hold the bottom of your phone against your balls while you masturbate. You get an awesome orgasm but I think it's only for special occasions.
ThePirateOfJamaica 5 Μαρ 2018, 22:30 
I'm 12 and it doent work for me.i prefer using water on the vagina it works so good. But my water has different modes so it works like a VIBRATOR. It's so good also you can use your hands just massage your vagina or clit or even rub it
This is amazing! I feel so good! Make a more tense setting. Plus is there a way not to make it smell like vagina..?
I loved it... Finally I got wat I was searching for... Now I can try a self bondage nd use this... To orgasm more nd more ... By bf would love to tease me with this
im 12 and i masturbate everyday i was super horny today so i tried this app it dosnt work at all there is no vibration i stuck it up my fanny and go nothing I'd Rather watch porn sorry
Just to say anyone that doesnt like this is either a pornstar or is not very nice. This made me squirt in 47 seconds and the feeling now in my fanny is sensational. Better than shoving a rocket lolly up my little tight whole xox
ThePirateOfJamaica 5 Μαρ 2018, 22:29 
Im so lucky my phone is water proof!!This is the best thing ever I do this till my phone battery runs out it feels so wtong but so right....This app had me squirt faster than my boyfriend did thats sad ...I haven't felt this good in a hella long time really recommend it\
It made me really wet I love it it felt amazing I can't stop using it. It made me orgasm
ThePirateOfJamaica 5 Μαρ 2018, 22:29 
This game is so good, because if the vibration is on Full Speed. You can rub it up and down your vagina and it feels great. Only when it's fast vibration
Horny girls text 9 2 8 5 7 5 1 8 8 1 and I'll satisfy u good
I Loved it it made me so wet the i started getting into lemon land,if ya know what i mean,also can you make it more stronger
im a 15 year old male my friends dared me to do this but its pretty good it gets a good hard erection very fast and gets my body a Lil tingly not bad great app easy orgasm for me
It is okay id rather just steal my moms toys and put them in and on my clit but this was kinda loud but it worked
trist 9 Απρ 2017, 4:21 
Can I have a skin : )
ThePirateOfJamaica 5 Φεβ 2017, 23:12 
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Whoever david thought would be fooled probably was
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david u need to change ur name back so u dont look left out :/