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What a fool I was, to think a video game would run without issues nearly a year after release.

My experience with Helldivers 2 started great. I play a mission and a random higher level guy joins, calls in a jetpack and mech suit to play with, it's a nice time.

A few missions later, past the two-hour Steam refund policy window, the game starts crashing on me. I can't finish a single mission for four whole missions. I take another 3 hours to finally reach a point where I can play the game without crashing EVERY SINGLE MISSION. At least the game is working now, right?? A few missions later and the game crashes once more. In a blind rage, I futilely attempt multiple Steam refunds that have no effect because I have played too much of game.

Oh well. I am done either way.
Why should I continue to grind a game that will crash on me and reset my progress randomly? It's the world's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slot machine. I wish I had bought in to Path of Exile 2 because I have heard many good things about. I will have to wait to play it now, because I can't afford to just keep buying games willy nilly.

A nice way to spend 10 minutes 🐟

Slick style and smooth gameplay, suitable for smooth fish brains

This game would be great... if it didn't crash so damn often. And it seems to get worse with every update!

A collectathon platformer with EXCELLENT fluid movement mechanics, cute PS2-esque graphics, and music tracks that fit perfectly with the world but aren't TOO catchy!

It's not very factually accurate, but it is educational!

I love law-enforcement-based reading games on principle, but Roadwarden transcends the genre: It's also a map game!!!!

Slay the princess or don't, who cares???

You do.

had to uninstall so I could return to being a productive member of society, 10/10