saltemporkem
Simping For Squirrel Girl   United States
 
 
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Locket 1 May, 2016 @ 8:45pm 
Hey, I was the Avenn of Astora guy you invaded. Just wanted to thank you for not immediately charging me and just honor dueling my friend! :D
skye 24 Dec, 2015 @ 11:38pm 
What's good 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕6
Leery 13 Mar, 2015 @ 8:58am 
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Carmajedon 6 Sep, 2014 @ 7:37pm 
you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck ♥♥♥♥♥
Coopnastyy 23 Dec, 2012 @ 5:51pm 
....Jannee? ARE YOU WHAT BALBO BIGGINS H8s?
MadTarantula80 12 Jul, 2012 @ 2:26pm 
I love you