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Please say... YES!

You're So Funny Bro ... I literally died laughing from that joke. Your joke was so original and complex that the simpleminded might not even understand it. You know what, while I'm laughing at your hilarious joke, I want you to raise my kids and f uck my wife. I'll probably be laughing for the next 22 years so I won't be able to take care of them. I ask you to pull out your 16-inch c ock and insert it into my wife's tight v agina.

Also, you might want to start asking for other people's iq's before sharing this joke with them due to the fact that some people might not get it and get r/woooshed. You know what, I'm going to save this on every device I have to show your kids in the future why I'm not their father anymore.

Anyway, enough of me rambling. I'm going to sign the divorce papers so you can f uck my wife asap and share your superior genes with my bloodline so i can also be somewhat a part of your great legacy.

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I invited him to my house for a among us party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then reported him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

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10/10 bowl of salad

thanks! yours too

awesome! is it possible to share or when u are free make a version of shes smiling xD

hello! nice artwork! may i know where did u download it ?!!!

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你好，終於聯繫到您了，我是淘寶客服，給你打電話打不通，whatsapp也不回，看見你在這裡只好給你留言了。你寄回的充氣娃娃我們已經幫您修好了，馬上給您寄回去，但請你別那麼殘暴的對她，她畢竟只是個娃娃。，下次您溫柔點，畢竟不是鋼鐵製成的，寄回來的時候在場的工作人員看了都哭了！其實我看著也想哭，那玩意慘不忍睹啊，你說你前面也就算了，後面你都不放過，畢竟有些人有那些特殊的嗜好，我也不說了，嘴巴都變形了，好吧我承認嘴巴也是正常的，關鍵是鼻孔，耳孔你是怎麼進去的？我就納悶了。還有最後一個就是尼瑪的肚臍眼。草，你也是特麼人才，最後還給特麼差評，這事我已經報警了，你等著吧，還有心情在這玩遊戲。

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