🚷I’m not allowed🙅 back👆 in church🙏⛪️ after god 👀caught me 🔥hotboxing🔥 the confessional booth ✊✊💨 I told him “god, if you don’t want me smoking🌬💨 weed🍁, then why the hell👹did you make this ♥♥♥♥ so dank💯👿???”👀👀 god paused for a sec🕚, looked me dead💀 in the 👁eye👁, and said “my son👼, im not mad at you for 💉💊blazing⚡️ it…I’m mad at you for not passing ➡️that ♥♥♥♥!!🗣😩👌”🙏🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌🙌🙌 🍁🍁 send 2 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ ppl or U will never 🚫smoke kush 🍁again !!!!!!!!!!!! 🌿🍃🍁

hey sephiroth i’m at the drive-thru at mcdonald’s and you said you wanted a double cheeseburger but they said the grill wasn’t working. is there anything else you want? i think this is pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so do you just wanna share a large fries and a 40 pc chicken mcnuggets instead?

r.i.p.

hi, do you trade game cards?

u rite