You'll do battle with disease-riddled ghouls atop conveyor belts, with vents belching forth streams of acid across the battlefield. You'll skirt pools of tarry asphalt, only to have them set ablaze by flame-throwing swine, choking the air with smoke. You'll tiptoe through the chilly halls of a suspended-animation facility, only to have a wild-eyed cannibal get hold of a rocket launcher and blow open the cryogenic tanks, reviving an ancient warrior out for blood.

And that's in between brokering peace between plants and bears, throwing laser cannons down a well to get a priest to teach you how to proselytize, and squinting at pages of almost-comprehensible Markov gibberish trying to glean clues as to the location of an heirloom pistol.

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