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Trigger Warning: if you've been sexually abused as a flower this might be offensive to you.

So in this game the objective is to bang a flower and not sprout your pollen too early, so right here we can already see the unrealistic demands and daunting difficulty this game provides.
The flower, that we all enjoy and love, is a sexual nympho that is out to bang all of us and then complain when we don't satisfy it after we even bought it's service for 6 euros.

The game is a perfect 'horrible flower escort service' -simulator.

10/10; abandon all hope for video games future.

It was fun at first but after about 2 hours when you've managed to experience a big part of the combat it becomes apperant that the combat is more shallow than the older DMC games and way easier. Getting up to SSS rank in combat can be done by about 3-4 combos in large clusers.

All in all the game isn't horrible but doesn't hold up if compared to other DMC games. If you've never played older DMC games or you're more of a casual player I recommend picking DmC up as an introduction to the series. If you're a veteran DMC player I'd recommend you pirate it and decide for yourself. It's very hit and miss for veterans but the key to enjoying it is to see it as a spinoff, not a true DMC game.

A great mix between Rastan! and GnG.
Highly recommend this game for anyone who's into oldschool games.

Do cocaine and kill people.

Great atmosphere, lore and community. Generic gameplay with cashshop.