🎮 Greetings, fellow digital wanderers of the interwebs! 🎮
I am DNSAttack, the one who pings in the dark, the packet-slinging overlord of latency, and the master of the 404 realm. When I'm not busy DDoSing my social life or routing my way through the labyrinth of life, I’m here to frag noobs, debug my existence, and occasionally drop a firewall or two. 🔥

💻 About Me:

Name: DNSAttack (but you can call me The Resolver).

Occupation: Part-time gamer, full-time packet sniffer.

Special Skills: Overclocking my brain, lag-switching reality, and making 127.0.0.1 my home address.

Hobbies: Crushing firewalls, encrypting my feels, and hosting LAN parties with my cat (ping: 1ms).

🎯 Gaming Philosophy:
I don’t just play games—I exploit them. Whether I’m headshotting bots, speedrunning life, or scripting my way to victory, I always bring the heat (and sometimes a blue screen of death). My K/D ratio is higher than my ping, and my reflexes are faster than a fiber-optic connection.


📜 Favorite Quotes:

“It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.”

“Ctrl+Alt+Defeat is not an option.”

“I didn’t choose the IT life, the IT life chose me.”

🌐 Connect with Me:
If you’re brave enough to venture into my domain, feel free to add me. But beware: my friends list is more secure than a government server, and my DMs are behind a 256-bit encryption. Let’s queue up, frag out, and maybe even share some memes—just don’t ask me to fix your printer.